HEY MANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wazzzzzaaaaa ppl!!! today is another day in jalada history.....today we shall talk about one of the MOST prominent characters, the T- man, the B- man, Nipples, the Legend, the owner of the Nipple Palace, THE aniruddh nippani......well aniruddh, in short, is one of the smartest people in the world.....he thinks he is very pretty and thinks his lips are full and luscious.. he is confused as to why any1 from his dog to esha "deol" refuses to kiss them.....he is the epitome of the symbiotic existence of intelligence and raw sexual prowess...as u may have guessed by now, g2, ankur, pocho and I develop a real inferiority complex when we come in contact with HIS HOLINESS.....here are sum incidents proving and highlightin all i have said before

Venue: Jalada
Tym: Evening
well we were jus back from another gig @ HRC that aniruddh again missed.....we were talkin bou how Skincold got a bad deal when aniruddh butts in with his amazin knowledge

Ashwin: fuk maan..that judge was such a chutia..bloody 9??? wtf?
G2(who has sumtin against good music but agreeing with me for a change): ya man....judges suck
Ankur: dude aniruddh u missed it man wat a a crazy crowd!
Aniruddh(with a srs look): dude i had to study
loooking at me
Abey i went for the bhayanak maut gig......wat crazy moshing
Ashwin: arrey dick wat moshin u can do in HRC? way too much furniture... Razz thodi hai
Aniruddh(headbangin): abey tere ko kuch nahi pata....es tara woh mundi(headbangin) aur gala hilane ko moshing kehete hai

When me ankur and g2 convince him ki wat he's calling "moshing" os actually called head bangin,
Aniruddh(sheepishly): dudes im SOOOO embarrassed!