welcome again gentlemen, alisha and..... jitu.......today, my friends is an auspicious day to introduce one of the funniest characters of this strip who, his parents named omkar after lookin into the future and seeing ajay devgans movie[they forgot the 'a' and for that he shall never forgive them]...well omkar has an exceptionally high opinion of himself...he gets back at people who wish to bring him back to harsh reality by,ahem, banning them on orkut. he is alwez in love and is a BIG fan of cannibal corpse coz they have a song tentatively titled "i cum Blood".... he is @ his ultimate best during arguments with the semen stealer ankur or the BJB, me....
Venue: the place near first shop next to irritating womans classes
Time: jus after a gig at HRC
well the aunty,the semen stealer and I were ganging up on omkar as usual when he lets slip this AMAZIN argument....
Jitu: dude ur such dick man,omkar...u talk such shit....
Ankur: eh omkara omkara....
Ashwin(@ ankur who is visibly pleased): dude wats the thing u made on him?
Ankur: arrey ha..ek do teen char, chutiya omkar
Jitu: hhahahhahhahahaahhahahahahhahha
somehow in the midst of this convo, it gets diverted towards omkars really small dick......
Ankur: eh omkara omkara....
Suddenly sumtin inside the homo snaps...
Omkar: ashwin tu toh chup hi baith, tera khada nahi hota
Ashwin: dude how the fuk would u know ki mera khada hota hai ki nahi
Omkar(thinkin ashwin to be the most naive guy on mother earth): abey tere muah pe dikhta hai
Ashwin ankur and jitu exchange confused stares..then
Ashwin: dude, tu kya muah pe leke ghumta hai???????
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