drunken day @ the nipple palace..every1 outta cash due to excessive expenditure on booze..being the amazin intellectual, i had carried a packet of bakharwadi{if u dunno wat that is u shld jus die}....i needed help in cuttin the packet, so i ask a semi drunk aniruddh to help me out by holdin the tip btwn his forfinger and thumb so that i culd cut it.....
Aniruddh(wantin to sound funny) : dude dont cut ma finger.....or i wont be able to shag......
another incident occured wen i was leavin jalada for ma house..@ the taxi stand...aniruddh had jus had an assum comeback against an ayush "insult"...ridin high on this sudden achieved "popularity" he tried to fool the unsuspecting taxi driver by sayin " Uncle, aap 5 minute ruko, mein 2 minute mein aata hun..." its onli wen the cabbie laughs that he realises his stupidity and goes" fuck, reverse that!!!!"
for the REAL stupid, he wanted to say "aap 2 min ruko, mein 5 min mein aata hun"
and u dont need a dictionary with the assum teddy Alisha around...she is the most brilliant individual i have ever met and puts the oxford to shame...i mean who can come with the followin spells?
exagurate for exaggerate
desparate for desperate
lier here she ment liar
cork for the male organ
amazin arent they.... love ull maan!!
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'samosa khaega aur hamara jeena haraam karega': The reward of Nippani's gastronomic achievements for the past 1.7 decades...and the one on Omkar was brilliant...
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