THE PADHU CHACHA INCIDENT!

wazza!!! long tym eh? ok back with a rib-tickling incident...as most of u know, aniruddh THE nippani alwez has to defend himself against anythin and everythin hurled at him that mite be remotely insultin or untrue....as is obvious we{me, aunty, katcha, pocha, kedar etc....i dint write ayush on purpose} love to piss him off...so here is another incident of 5 on 1 aniruddh insulting..

Venue: above the garage of two towers
Tym: sumtym btwn 7 and 8

Ok so all of us were real hungry and broke and as usual only pocho/pocha was loaded...so he picks up a Mirinda and a packet of Lays...it is offered around...aniruddh takes one chip and after a careful look devours it....as the rest are chatting, aniruddh suddenly breaks air

Aunty(who has sumtin against good music): Fuk!!!aniruddh jus FARTED..YUCK!!!!!
Aniruddh: Fuck u okay?
ME: Yuck dude....bloody farter!
Aniruddh: Fuck u okay?
At this juncture all seeing the oppurtunity SWOOP in....
Pocho(initially ignorin us for the chips but unable to resist the temptation):come on dude! how old are u? ek chip khakar...yuck maan.....
Aniruddh: Fuck u okay?
Ayush: rukh mein sabko batunga....
Aniruddh: fuck u okay? i dint fart...ma jeans jus rubbed against the ground...(furitively "rubbin" his jeans agaunst the floor with a look of hope)
Aunty: padhu padhu chacha(with me and pocho givin background music)
Aniruddh: fuck u okay? shut up ok? colony mein mat faila...

Ignorin his desperate plea we continue with the rantin...finally...
Aniruddh(PLEADIN!!!!) WHY me re???? fuck ull okay? i dint fart...

For the record, he said "fuck u okay?" these six tyms and total of 13 tyms in da day....if u fail to grasp the gravity of the situation, this convo lasted 5 mins..