DUDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome all....today i shall tell u of this real funny thing that happened...coupla weeks back...it goes so...

Venue: Hard rock Cafe, Lower Parel
Time: around 5
Occasion: Channel V launchpad....decibel And Level 9

ok level 9 was REAL sad....so while we wait for the decibel guyz to play sum metal, this happens:
Ashwin: dude level sucks SOOOO bad...
G2(who has sumtin against good music, but agreeing with me for once): ya man...terrible
Ankur(removin another Benson): dude this has to be the worst performance ive seen to date

In the meanwhile, our grunchwoman has been maintainin a stoic silence....i follow his gaze and see that he is keenly observing luke kenny chewin his finger nails.......after some 10 mins, he comes up with one of the best liners in HISTORY
Ayush(with a triumphant grin): dude!!!! check out luke kenny!!!!!!!he is NAIL BITING himself!!!!

well u think thats funny,well ayush came up with this CORNY one liner too to...ahem...."impress" the chick of his dreams..
Ayush(to unsuspecting stupid gal whu thinks ayush is THE guy for her): sit on ma lap and we shall talk about the first thing that pops up..and that will be a question.........



Another example of how confused he really is?
Well he got into this fite with the guy in the colony.....he wanted to use "pick up lines" coz he thot they were the same as threatening lines....lol

jus an extract from the argument they had that left most of us speechless,amazed at ayushs oratory skills..
Bad Dude(with balls in mouth): dekh tere ko jo kuch kehna hai,mereko bol...mere family pe math jaa
Ayush(best argument to date): kyu be tu tere family ka part nahi hai kya????


RESULT: peals of laughter

ayush we love u man