the Grunchman....the history behind the title

well this is a question i have been faced eversince i met the "grunchwoman"......well i knew it HAD to do sumtin with his terrible spellings, but i thot id ask the dhawanator[he is also known as the semenstealer and the katcha king]..this is the convo that occured..

Venue: the underwear squad actors' HQ aka ankurs room
tym: Not important

Ashwin: dude, i 've been thinking......
Ankur(chattin with sum1 on orkut): ya dude
Ashwin: dude why is ayush called the grunchwoman????? ok i no he has a teeny weeny and boobs, so woman, but why "grunch"?
Ankur: ya dude......fuk maan,im soo hungry
Ashwin(clearly pissed @ being ignored): abey %$#&%&&&^ chutia answer na......
Ankur: oh yeah.....dude!!!!!!!!! long story maan...arrey woh ayush aaya that "nirvana nirvan karke" he was sayin i love Grunge.....so on a hunch jitu asks him to spell Grunge and he says "abey yaar...grunch" tab se baith gaya hai

so now u knw WHY he is THE grunchwoman......that was ur lesson in jalada history...

note to viewers: dont ask the grunchwoman how to spell "sloshed".....he is eternally "slausht"....explanation? ok.....

Venue: Yukti classes
Tym: a lazy afternoon

Me,febin(this guy who was a witness to sum of the famous ayush incidents..is 5 feet tall),varun, and ayush were busy defacing the yukti blackboard,wen ayush spells Grunge as G-R-U-N-J......after a good laugh:
ashwin: das dude,ur soooo dumb.....
Febin: are u eternally sloshed? why do u spell so pathetically? dint u go to school? wait a minute dude,can u spell 'sloshed"
Ayush:(offended at being questioned): chutia smjha hai kya? obviously....SLOSHT
Varun(seeing an opening): Dude tu chutia hai...it is Slausht
Ayush:(thinkin how naive varun is): arrey yaar sahi hai....it IS SLAUSHT...kal hi dictionary mein padha...

well folks, now u see why we treat him the way we treat him....


for an amazing definition of "the grunchwoman" please visit the below link...
http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=26839349

later dudez......