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welcome again gentlemen, alisha and..... jitu.......today, my friends is an auspicious day to introduce one of the funniest characters of this strip who, his parents named omkar after lookin into the future and seeing ajay devgans movie[they forgot the 'a' and for that he shall never forgive them]...well omkar has an exceptionally high opinion of himself...he gets back at people who wish to bring him back to harsh reality by,ahem, banning them on orkut. he is alwez in love and is a BIG fan of cannibal corpse coz they have a song tentatively titled "i cum Blood".... he is @ his ultimate best during arguments with the semen stealer ankur or the BJB, me....
Venue: the place near first shop next to irritating womans classes
Time: jus after a gig at HRC

well the aunty,the semen stealer and I were ganging up on omkar as usual when he lets slip this AMAZIN argument....
Jitu: dude ur such dick man,omkar...u talk such shit....
Ankur: eh omkara omkara....
Ashwin(@ ankur who is visibly pleased): dude wats the thing u made on him?
Ankur: arrey ha..ek do teen char, chutiya omkar
Jitu: hhahahhahhahahaahhahahahahhahha

somehow in the midst of this convo, it gets diverted towards omkars really small dick......
Ankur: eh omkara omkara....
Suddenly sumtin inside the homo snaps...
Omkar: ashwin tu toh chup hi baith, tera khada nahi hota
Ashwin: dude how the fuk would u know ki mera khada hota hai ki nahi
Omkar(thinkin ashwin to be the most naive guy on mother earth): abey tere muah pe dikhta hai
Ashwin ankur and jitu exchange confused stares..then
Ashwin: dude, tu kya muah pe leke ghumta hai???????

DUDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome all....today i shall tell u of this real funny thing that happened...coupla weeks back...it goes so...

Venue: Hard rock Cafe, Lower Parel
Time: around 5
Occasion: Channel V launchpad....decibel And Level 9

ok level 9 was REAL sad....so while we wait for the decibel guyz to play sum metal, this happens:
Ashwin: dude level sucks SOOOO bad...
G2(who has sumtin against good music, but agreeing with me for once): ya man...terrible
Ankur(removin another Benson): dude this has to be the worst performance ive seen to date

In the meanwhile, our grunchwoman has been maintainin a stoic silence....i follow his gaze and see that he is keenly observing luke kenny chewin his finger nails.......after some 10 mins, he comes up with one of the best liners in HISTORY
Ayush(with a triumphant grin): dude!!!! check out luke kenny!!!!!!!he is NAIL BITING himself!!!!

well u think thats funny,well ayush came up with this CORNY one liner too to...ahem...."impress" the chick of his dreams..
Ayush(to unsuspecting stupid gal whu thinks ayush is THE guy for her): sit on ma lap and we shall talk about the first thing that pops up..and that will be a question.........



Another example of how confused he really is?
Well he got into this fite with the guy in the colony.....he wanted to use "pick up lines" coz he thot they were the same as threatening lines....lol

jus an extract from the argument they had that left most of us speechless,amazed at ayushs oratory skills..
Bad Dude(with balls in mouth): dekh tere ko jo kuch kehna hai,mereko bol...mere family pe math jaa
Ayush(best argument to date): kyu be tu tere family ka part nahi hai kya????


RESULT: peals of laughter

ayush we love u man

the Grunchman....the history behind the title

well this is a question i have been faced eversince i met the "grunchwoman"......well i knew it HAD to do sumtin with his terrible spellings, but i thot id ask the dhawanator[he is also known as the semenstealer and the katcha king]..this is the convo that occured..

Venue: the underwear squad actors' HQ aka ankurs room
tym: Not important

Ashwin: dude, i 've been thinking......
Ankur(chattin with sum1 on orkut): ya dude
Ashwin: dude why is ayush called the grunchwoman????? ok i no he has a teeny weeny and boobs, so woman, but why "grunch"?
Ankur: ya dude......fuk maan,im soo hungry
Ashwin(clearly pissed @ being ignored): abey %$#&%&&&^ chutia answer na......
Ankur: oh yeah.....dude!!!!!!!!! long story maan...arrey woh ayush aaya that "nirvana nirvan karke" he was sayin i love Grunge.....so on a hunch jitu asks him to spell Grunge and he says "abey yaar...grunch" tab se baith gaya hai

so now u knw WHY he is THE grunchwoman......that was ur lesson in jalada history...

note to viewers: dont ask the grunchwoman how to spell "sloshed".....he is eternally "slausht"....explanation? ok.....

Venue: Yukti classes
Tym: a lazy afternoon

Me,febin(this guy who was a witness to sum of the famous ayush incidents..is 5 feet tall),varun, and ayush were busy defacing the yukti blackboard,wen ayush spells Grunge as G-R-U-N-J......after a good laugh:
ashwin: das dude,ur soooo dumb.....
Febin: are u eternally sloshed? why do u spell so pathetically? dint u go to school? wait a minute dude,can u spell 'sloshed"
Ayush:(offended at being questioned): chutia smjha hai kya? obviously....SLOSHT
Varun(seeing an opening): Dude tu chutia hai...it is Slausht
Ayush:(thinkin how naive varun is): arrey yaar sahi hai....it IS SLAUSHT...kal hi dictionary mein padha...

well folks, now u see why we treat him the way we treat him....


for an amazing definition of "the grunchwoman" please visit the below link...
http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=26839349

later dudez......

Intro

well since ma previous blog wasnt taken too sweetly by the person it was "dedicated" to..so here is a take on ma frends on account of whom i have so much amusement in ma life....
Well, mostly this blog is gonna surround the following ppl and these are the names we have kept for each other
ankur- dhawanator,vaheguru,the stupid sardar,etc
chandrajit- jitu,g2,slutboi,panty aunty, etc
aniruddh- the bra man,the t man, the legend residin in the nipple palace,padu chacha,etc
abhisheikh-pocho,the loaded dude
ayush-the grunchwoman,bhaiyya bosadika,etc
kedar-out of source
omkar-homo
All other references will be made in due tym....plus since the only SOME sanity here is jitu,all conformations of ma blog can be done with him